C and C++
Web site listings:
Academic Programmers: A Spotter's Guide
A list of the twenty types of academically trained programmers, compiled by a University of York computer scientist.
The famous blackletter-Gothic sign in mangled pseudo-German that once graced about half the computer rooms in the English-speaking world.
Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
Computer Programming Humor
Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
Epigrams in Programming
List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
A song kind of by Paul Simon.
Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
Hello, World Page
Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells etc.) as possible.
Holger's Humor Page
Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
Laugh Along with GNU
Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
Life of Programmer
Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
Object-Oriented Programming Jokes
Dr. Shuguang Hong's compilation of OO humor.
Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
Programming Languages are Like Women
Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
Quotes about Programmers
Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
Reflections on Trusting Trust
An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
Softpanorama Humor Archive
Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
The Evolution of a Programmer
Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
The Retrocomputing Museum
Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
The Tao Of Programming
Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
Trills' Humor Archive
Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.